Alright, fellow Blood Bowl fanatics, gather ’round! We’ve got some spicy news about the latest Star Player hitting the pitch – Skitter Stab-Stab, the Skaven Master Assassin. Now, this guy’s a real head-scratcher, a legend among fans, but the league records? Well, they’re like trying to find a snotling in a haystack.
PSkitter, the enigmatic assassin, is causing a stir with his deadly knife skills, and the fans love it. League officials, not so much. He’s practically a ghost in the records, but hey, who needs paperwork when you’ve got a loyal following, right?
Now, onto the star of the show – the new miniature! It’s a slick update on the classic from the early 2000s. Skitter’s leaping off a discarded ogre gutplate, knives flashing, and his cloak? Decked out with a ton of tiny blades, flowing in the wind as he takes down his next victim. It’s like a gruesome dance on the pitch.
And let me tell you, Skitter’s no slouch when it comes to the game. Lightning-fast with Movement 9 and AG2+, he’s bamboozling blockers left and right. The best part? Mid-game stabbings! Yeah, you heard it right. Stab-Stab knows how to bring the pain, and nobody does it better.
But wait, there’s more. The Master Assassin skill ensures his victims stay down – a nifty re-roll for those pesky Injury dice. With his speed, he’s carving through the opposing team like a hot knife through butter. It’s a shanking spree, folks!
Now, here’s the deal – Skitter Stab-Stab is a freelancing assassin for hire. Any Underworld Denizens or ‘Favoured Of…’ team can snag him for a cool 150,000 GP. He’s like the James Bond of Blood Bowl, moving between teams with a mysterious agenda. Wherever he goes, one thing’s for sure – there’s gonna be a lot less blood on the pitch. Skitter’s in town, and the game just got a whole lot stab-ier!
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