On the first day of Christmas my GW gave to me, a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility….
On the second day of Christmas my GW gave to me, two Draigo’s gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the third day of Christmas my GW gave to me, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating, and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the fourth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the fifth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, FIVE +1 Feel No Pains! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the sixth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the seventh day of Christmas my GW gave to me, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the eighth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the ninth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the tenth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, ten Graviton Cannons, nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my GW gave to me, eleven Re-Rolleable 2+ Saves, ten Graviton Cannons, nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, twelve Skyhammer Annihilation Forces, eleven Re-Rolleable 2+ Saves, ten Graviton Cannons, nine Reanimation Protocols, eight Flesh Tearer Drop Pods, seven Eldar Scat Bikes, six Coteaz’s Seizing, FIVE +1 FEEL NO PAINS! Four White Scars Scouting, three Toes in Cover, two Draigo’s Gating and a Wraithknight buffed by Invisibility.
AND A WRAITHKNIGHT BUFFED BY INVISIBILITY!
Puhlease!! Who has just 7 Scatbikes scatting?!?!
This is hilarious Jason. Three toes in cover was an amazing visual. Good work!!
Yeah, I would have shuffled some of the numbers around, but it’s still hilarious as-is 😀
“On the twelfth day of Christmas my GW gave to me, twelve Skyhammer Annihilation Forces”
Thats a mouthful!
Alternate final line
“…two Draigo’s gaiting, and I quit and now play Infinity!”
I kid! I kid!
Lol, this was epic, haha
You need to do this with the FG allstars. – 5 Reece in a dress!
yes please
Why is 5 the right number of Reece in a dress?
Reeece, like Rings.
Reece in a dress with high heels. are those heels sexy? What kind of make up ;P
We should get Team trading cards with that capt A
No! lol
Jason the poem
great stuff, singing it the whole way through was tough:)
Now imagine he’s not singing a song, this is is pre-game reading of the list. That’s right, screw the rules, he has 6 Coteazes spread throughout 12 skyhammers.
Awesome parody. Thanks for the Holiday cheer. This egg nog toast is to you!