(Sung to the tune of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot)
I hate Mael-strom and I cannot lie!
Even though other brothers still deny
When you pull out those cards
On the very turn one and the points go up to 9?
I get hung
Wanna jump off the cliff
Cause you know the game is already done
Those Maelstrom make me swearin
Cause random sure ain’t fair-in
Oh baby!
I wanna 52 ya
Reecey and G tried to warn me
Those cards you got
Fill me with Khorne-y
OOOOH Maelstrom goodness
You say you love that game
Well screw me tattoo me
Cause the game is over and we haven’t even played…
Oh yeah, Captain phAt in the house! Can you dig it! Can you feel it playah! How are you all feeling about book Maelstrom missions now that we’ve settled into 7th ed?