Here at Frontline Gaming, we’ve got something pretty dang awesome to share with you all….
And our KickStarter will be going live in a matter of days!
What is it you might be thinking?
Well, it is for TableTop Gaming….
It’s something you can use for any miniatures game….
It will make your games immensely more interesting….
It’s a beautiful product…..
It’s durable….
It’s affordable….
What is it?
We’re not telling! Muahaha!
Not yet, anyway, but soon, so very soon!
I’m quivering in rage and anticipation. Tell us.. TELL US NAU!
All in good time, sir!
Gaming mats!?
Maybe…..=)
Our Very own Frankie and Reece Dolls!
..for creepy fan stalkerness!?
Damn, you guessed it!
Are they inflatable?
Haha, of course!
I’m guessing it’s either some form of dice or a measuring/ template system.
Dice that are measuring tapes! muahaha! Or was it measuring tapes that are dice? hmmm…..
Yeah, i’d get those dolls, make them forge a rock hard narrative together.
Hahaha, eeeew!
Gaming mats. You said it earlier..
Maybe I said gaming Rats! They carry your dice for you!
Gaming rats… use them to carry your dice or as Thunderwolves.
Thunderwolves, definitely!
I think i know but dont wanna ruin the surprise for everyone lol
Maybe we fed you false information on purpose! =P
I assume it involves a gallon of milk for each player.
Haha, yes! Our certified Milk Challenge kit!
Dammit this is going to force me into getting one of those hard cases because of it’s awesomeness isn’t it.
KHAAAAAA…No wait wrong scene
REEEEEEEEEEEECIUS!!!!
Just as cool but a different product!
I don’t know what it is but I want it sooo much!
Our Jedi Mind Tricks are working!!
I don’t know what it is but I want it sooo much!
-where do I pay?
We only accept payment in…..your soul!!! muahaha!
Frontline Gaming porn mags?
Duh! Naked Frankie in the first mag with a sexy Ork! haha
Clearly it is a swimsuit edition Calander of Team zero comp!
Hahahaha, yes! How did you guess!
Is it a 40k porn with the music from the battle reports?
We call it War Porn!
The Rear Penetraters? Something this 40k Cums? Those actually might be potential podcast names.
The Emperor Cometh!
You realize this is the first Xmas season I’ve spent with my wife without being deployed in years right? IE: I’m broke.
TERRIBLE TIMING FOR A KICKSTARTER
IT’S ALL ABOUT ME. LOUD NOISES
Hey, the KS doesn’t fund till late December! So, you’ve got time! =P
so far from all of this we can already assume what it is..
Reece and Frankie Dolls
– Anatomically Correct (for that hard Narrative)
– That Spew a Gallon of Milk
– Have built in Measuring tapes and Dice
– and have a WarPorn Music Track they play while forging said narrative..
..its a HIT!
(I’m sure what ever it is, and the real product will go fantastic though, so good luck!)
Haha, yes, all of the above!
And thanks for the well wishes!
And rememnber, you can use the dolls in therapy. “Now, show me where the bad man touched you…”
And conveniently, the doll looks like the bad man! haha
I’m thinking it’s something along the line of a Boys of Frontline calander. 12 amazing months of Frankie, Reece and the rest posed in their speedos in sexy poses.