He’s back and he’s opinionated! Caution, Raw Dogger curses like a sailor and easily offends. Reader be ware! -ed
This past weekend I went to a local RTT that also happened to be a qualifier for the upcoming Feast of Blades tournament in Denver, Colorado. I brought what I THOUGHT would be a tournament winning Dark Angels/Imperial Guard 1850 point list. I won’t lie, I walked into the game store pretty confident in my list. If you described me as being a bit cocky it would be an understatement. Alpha Striking terminators with the Azrael/Guard 4+ Invulnerable save blob of DOOOOOOOOM? I gots that! I was ready to beat it like a sore dick, i.e. hard. Little did I know I was about to be the sore dick getting beaten i.e. hard.
I would like to preface my embarrassing defeat with the fact that I have not really played against nor have I read to far into the new Tau codex. I knew that they shot dead killy and were almost as tricksy as the light on their feet Eldar, but was ultimately so unprepared for what was to come I’m surprised I was still wearing my pants by the end of turn 2. By the end of turn 3 I had to call the game, since that’s just how I roll (READ: I’m a quitter, Vol.1). So what happened, Raw Dogger? What caused you to consider Tau the new hottest thing? The best army since sliced bread? Please keep in mind that I STILL have not read through the Tau codex so I’m basing my opinions off of what beat me to hell in the game.
- Did you know that Tau can take Interceptor for basically ALL of their units for around 5 points? I sure didn’t! Having an all reserve (deep striking) force really, REALLY sucked in a game with 6 Intercepting Missile Broadsides and 2 Intercepting Riptides. This should also be a lesson on NOT reading your opponent’s list. I told my opponent that he could just tell me what things were when he was deploying, and I didn’t really pay attention to what he was telling me. As in ‘Hey, your whole army is rendered obsolete so you know…want to get any early lunch?’
- Cover saves? How you are supposed to operate in a game against an overwhelming shooting army when you cannot get cover saves? ‘Why don’t you kill the units with Marker Lights, Fatso?’ Well, dick, most of their units HAVE the Marker Lights so if you want to take them out you need to kill the whole army.
- Riptides. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. My opponent had two of these bad boyz, and to be honest, so would I. Yes, they CAN hurt themselves when over charging their weapons but that never happened to me. So yeah.
- NO COVER SAVES.
- Blocking Terrain gets negated by their no line of sight weapons. So even if you try to avoid being seen, you still get blasted in the face.